Walk up and light-heartedly make fun of the girl. The verbal equivalent of pulling a girls hair on the playground. It’s the universal sign of endearment.

Ask for her number and then get the hell out of there before she can change her mind. Works almost every time.

And whatever I’m doing is actually working great for me. It’s just not what you would consider great.

Just like I tell my parents. I haven’t found a good girl, but I’ve found a lot of bad girls.

And I thought I’ve been over how I’m really not that geeky. Other than the whole sit in front of a computer too long part.

Walk up and light-heartedly make fun of the girl. The verbal equivalent of pulling a girls hair on the playground. It’s the universal sign of endearment.

Ask for her number and then get the hell out of there before she can change her mind. Works almost every time.

And whatever I’m doing is actually working great for me. It’s just not what you would consider great.

Just like I tell my parents. I haven’t found a good girl, but I’ve found a lot of bad girls.

And I thought I’ve been over how I’m really not that geeky. Other than the whole sit in front of a computer too long part.

“dude, have you ever TRIED geekiness as a tactic? whatever you’re doing now isn’t workin that great, so really, what do you have to lose? geeks ARE hot. why? cause they are smarter than a lot of guys, and since a lot of them grew up geeky, they are a lot more sensitive to boot. seriously, other than having to listen to a lot of technology talk, and having to occasionally drag the geek away from the computer, there are very few downsides to dating a geek.”

“dude, have you ever TRIED geekiness as a tactic? whatever you’re doing now isn’t workin that great, so really, what do you have to lose? geeks ARE hot. why? cause they are smarter than a lot of guys, and since a lot of them grew up geeky, they are a lot more sensitive to boot. seriously, other than having to listen to a lot of technology talk, and having to occasionally drag the geek away from the computer, there are very few downsides to dating a geek.”

anyway, i just thought this was funny: tonight’s elimidate was a geek episode, 4 geeky guys. it was pretty rad, especially cause the girl picked the geekiest one of them all…